By: Patrick Curl

I'd be more than happy to let you secede. Think of all the money we'd save, all the natural disasters in America seem to happen in the most Racist, eh I mean Red states. Flooding in Louisiana, Hurricane Katrina, ALL Hurricanes for that matter, Tornados, in ten years 90% of y'all would be homeless if you didn't have the rest of us paying to fix up your homes after the storms come.